That awkward moment when:
- Your daughter calls her Dad to say good morning and he answers with, "Good morning sugar tits" thinking it's me. #oops
- When you're reading Dr. Seuss and as your getting tongue tied for the 273,332 time, your five year old grabs the book and reads the entire thing with grace. #isuckatlife
- When you're texting your 72 year old father and he's being silly, only to have your response of "Dad, you're so corny" autocorrect to "Dad, you're so horny." #horrified
- When you put your kids to bed at 9:00 so when midnight rolls around you think it's safe to "play" with Daddy only to have your oldest walk in and bust out laughing. Awesome. (And why was she laughing? We thought it was sexy. Obviously not.) #parentfail
So... as you can see.. I am full of awkward moments. And these five things happened in the last seven days, so needless to say... It's an everyday occurrence for me.
Welcome to my life of awkwardness.