My annoyance with gas pumps...

I hate getting gas. Absolutely despise it. It was so much easier 10 years ago when you get swiped a card and pumped gas. Now a days these pumps want your life story. Instead of taking 5 minutes total to pump your gas, it takes 5 minutes of answering the gas pumps questions before I can even pump.

Gas Pump: Please swipe your card
Me: Okay... swipe.
Gas Pump: Is this credit or debit?
Me: Credit
Gas Pump: Will you enter your zip code, please?
Me: Okay... (stalker)
Gas Pump: Would you like a car wash?
Me: No, I want gas.
Gas Pump: What kind of gas would you like?
Me: The cheapest shit you have.
Gas Pump: Would you like to use your Kroger card for an additional 10cents off?
Me: No. I just want to get gas.
Gas Pump: Lift nozzle and select fuel grade.
Me: THANK YOU. Do you need anything else? Date of birth? Social? Eye Color?

Shockingly it doesn't ask for you to take a quick survey. Because after the continuous answering of constant questions from Mr. Pump #3 I mine-as-well have already completed a survey. I always find myself talking to the pump, getting annoyed; and I always catch myself asking questions back being a total smart ass of course.

So Dear Gas Station People,

Please get rid of these ridiculous, annoying, talkative, lecturing, survey giving gas pumps. I want to SWIPE AND PUMP! Period.